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Foregrounding marginalised voices
Raf is a vegetarian Muslim who does current affairs with jokes. BBC and other broadcasters needing a self appointed Muslim community leader can find him for comment @1Rafz
by Raf Muslims are isolating themselves in ‘Muslim Ghettos’ the way David Cameron’s Dad isolates his family’s wealth in a secretive tax haven. They are rabidly homophobic, Facebook friends with ISIS, and generally want to impose a tax on non-Muslims entering their Halal curry houses in Old Blighty. Who has concluded this? Trevor Phillips –… Read More
by Raf Please don’t let this act of terrorism be ISIS related, please don’t let the perpetrators turn out to be Muslim. I hope my visibly Muslim mother is okay using public transport in London today. Should I tell her to forego work? She can’t not go though, vulnerable people rely on her to provide… Read More
by Raf As I travelled at high speed through Zone 1 on the Jubilee Line in the greatest city in the world a nascent thought germinated: cancer has taken Bowie and Lemmy, but it didn’t kill Jimmy Savile, which in anyone’s book is reason enough to declare a long and costly war on cancer. Yet… Read More
by Raf It’s all “One Ummah” until a black Muslim is murdered, then in the main, it’s caveats for solidarity and tumbleweed from Muslims who are not Black. Why is it that we as non-black Muslims are noticeably muted in our response to the murder of Black Muslims, but will tell anyone who will listen… Read More
by Raf Going by the brisk business being done by Clinton Cards in Bradford Westfield, I’m assuming it is nearly Valentine’s Day. So what better way to celebrate than dropping an expose on Muslim dating so controversial, that even Vice of ‘My weekend with Furries’ fame passed on it. Like Donnie Brasco I’ve been deep… Read More
by Raf While I was listening to Eminem, the story of a struggling white man trying to eke out a living within a reverse-racist black dominated rap industry, with nothing but a handful of witticisms about how craps his mum was I stumbled across the biggest cultural appropriation heist since Europeans started doing Yoga… Read More
by Raf Why is a progressively draconian government who wants to repeal the Human Rights Bill, render British nationals stateless, which voted to bomb yet another country and who greatly expanded the monitoring of British Muslims, pandering to fasting Muslim students during exam time? You couldn’t make this up, yet somehow our esteemed newspapers have… Read More
by Raf Hope everyone had a Merry white-people Eid; or, as all the Muslim toddlers who have been put through the Prevent programme in 2015 now have to call it, Christmas. Got news to share with you and my handlers at MI5; something only GCHQ knew about until now. Drum roll please (because string instruments… Read More
by Rafik Ayaz Tis the season to sip your on trend Chestnut Praline Latte Starbucks red cup, and read about how Islam declared war on Christmas…again. If it all gets too much don’t succumb to your inner Jihadi-Grinch just yet. Like a Christmas pudding of goodness, Uncle Raf’s compiled a list of Muslim inspired hahstags of… Read More
by Rafik Ayaz All radio phone-ins after something ISIS-related: Caller 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5: “Why aren’t Muslims calling in and condemning ISIS?” Me: “Give us a chance, the producer said I’m in a long queue behind callers all demanding to know why no Muslims are condemning ISIS.” So let me as a Muslim pre-emptively… Read More
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